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In a publicity stunt gone tragically wrong, a San Francisco gay adult company assembled a ragtag and horny group of male cocksuckers to "suck Godzilla's dick." "I told 'em all to look for something the size of the Transamerica Pyramid. Who knew a big rampaging lizard would be so cranky?" commented porn commander Paul Morris. "He's probably been reading his reviews..." In the resulting carnage, the plucky army of cocksuckers met their deaths while desperately, even hungrily, attempting to find GODZILLA's cock. Governor Brown of California, while commending the cocksuckers for their brave efforts, stated that the misguided oral sex effort seemed to rouse Godzilla to an even greater level of naughtiness. And while the Governor's office had only great things to say about "BONE HEAD 2" ("I couldn't get my hand away from my dick, man!"), they deplored the resulting loss of life and property. The San Francisco mayor's office released an official statement: "While BONE HEAD 2 admittedly features the most awesome jaw-stretching horse-dick cocksucking we've had the privilege of viewing, the publicity stunt was fucking stupid. Who the fuck would try to suck Godzilla's dick?" News crews filmed the crack team of brave cocksuckers rushing, mouths open, toward the towering Godzilla, looking everywhere for the monster's dick. Paul Morris, the owner of TIM and the man responsible for the stunt-gone-wrong shrugged and stated "I just wanted to see the big guy's wiener. I mean, does Godzilla even have a dick? And I had all these cocksuckers around, so I just unleashed them." GODZILLA, a movie about a big dickless monster stomping on San Francisco, isn't very good. BONE HEAD 2, on the other hand, is filled with over two and a half hours of original all-oral mouth-to-schwantz action and is a motherfuckin' joy to behold! Straight dudes, gay dudes, porn dudes, non-porn dudes, all of 'em in love with satisfyin' da bone.